Coming Up Short

by Captain Three Leg

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Keith S. What's that, Captain 3 Leg covering 40 songs in under 4 minutes?
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about..
A straight kick to the teeth, next a kick to the balls, next a kick to the....well, you get the idea.

They cover Soar Throat, Gang Green, Lawnmower Deth, Dismembered Fetus, Napalm Death, Sockeye, and so many more.
Yeah, it's short, but you barely notice that as you are pummeled non-stop for a 4 minute eternity.
Check this out if you dig your music insanely fast.


Captain Three Leg pays tribute to the time-honored hardcore tradition of the short song with the worlds shortest full-length: 41 cover songs in under 4 minutes.

This download contains the entire album in one single track. For a version with the songs divided up go to


released September 18, 2013

All songs written by someone else and performed by Captain Three Leg
Recorded June 21st 2013 on a Fostex XR-7 multitracker
Additional overdubs done on Reaper
Andy: guitar, bass, vocals & Yamaha Portasound PSS-470
Brian: drums & vocals
Cover art by Tom Kemp
Thanks to: Tom Kemp, Charles Hoffman, J. Randall, Paulo/Wadge, Stumblefuck, Janus Blomfro & Mike Pineyro.




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